Drinking Game: The Gate

So I wrote this segment quite a few years ago.  Why I did not post it, I couldn't tell you. 

Anyways, the second drinking game I had with my roommate was with The Gate. Surprisingly we both got even more intoxicated with this one. Here are the rules...

Drink every time:

You see a hole

Someone says a name

You see a creature

Someone says something inappropriate

Something ridiculous happens

Not as many rules as the first but don't worry, it does the trick. Believe me.

Remember always drink responsibly